May 2013
thekidsarenotallright:
assiest:
2 life vests left on the titanic
this one’s for me.. this one’s for my homies who died tonight *tosses into ocean*
..
whendaybreaks:
nicolasandthecage:
when i erase a word with a pencil where does it go
are you okay
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Anonymous asked: When was the last time you had sex?
Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!
tupacabra:
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
Watchcapacity:
this was a moment
idcau:
if you stare at me in public my self esteem will drop 100%
0rdinarymadness:
Someone please tell me I’m a cute boy and stroke my hair
thenimbus:
feistily:
I’m scared to grow up. what if I end up alone. what if my career choice plummets. what if all my friends are happily employed and in relationships. what if no one wants me. I don’t want to grow up.
This
I hate my theme
neck kissing is really fucking hot though
nerraki:
You know those people that have a very annoying aura about them, like even when they’re quiet around you their aura and presence just ticks you off
like please swerve you are disturbing my psyche
fatwink:
*pre-heats oven to 420°* time to get baked *gets inside oven*
posyes:
i went to school with a pair of identical twins and one time one of them was like “i’m so hot, i’d fuck me” and he turned to wink suggestively at his brother who just batted his eyelashes and blew a kiss at him
shutupaubrey:
i hate summer because other girls get 10x prettier and i get 100x uglier
Wow cool drugs man proud of u
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dolosolo:
sometimes I listen to really terrible music and think wow
this is probably someone’s favorite band/artist
and that’s a shame
amouthforwar:
I’m not a religious person, nor will I ever be…but I find Buddhism an exceptionally respectful philosophy
