May 2012
1 tag
I love Natalie Portman.
Still lookin’ hot wih no boobs.
WOOP!
April 2012
my-astral-body asked: Hey fuck you. you were probably the one to ask me for mine. Well maybe not. But most likely
3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
Anonymous asked: A-F
DO THIS....if you want to
A. Available:
B. Birthday:
C. Crushing on:
D. Drink you last had:
E. Easiest person to talk to:
F. Favorite song:
G. Grossest memory:
H. Hometown:
I. In love with:
J. Jealous of:
K. Killed someone:
L. Longest friendship:
M. Milkshake flavour:
N. Number of siblings:
O. One wish:
P. Person who you last called:
Q. Question your asked the most:
R. Reason to smile:
S. Song you last sang:
T. Time you wake up:
U. Underwear color:
V. Violent moment:
W. Worst habit:
X. X-ray you had:
Y. Your last time you cried:
Z. Zodiac sign:
eyyjohnboy-deactivated20121231 asked: A shitty weekend is just one bad cold in a long and healthy life. You will have a long amazing life of weekends that will last in your memory far longer than any bad one :) best of luck to you!
Let’s just say, i’ve had better weekends.
1 tag
Vaginas are so gross looking
ugh, ew.
laser-speed asked: i've seen that video before. i didn't know it was you. 0:
ofmannotofmachine asked: Awesome cover, did not know you played! Lol. :D
3 tags
Click this to watch me play guitar →
1 tag
Whipped out my bass.
n00b status.
My entire school: You don't talk much.
Me: Cause you're all cunts.
