Me: okay thank god for once I'm finally done with everyth-
World: NOPE FUCK YOU
DAMNIT I HAVE TO DO MY 50 SITTUPS AND PUSHUPS
lukeloveslies: migraines suck.
News in Britain: stamps have gone up 14 pence
News in America: cannibal eats man's face
My blog is really lame today.
“You’re starting to look more like a guy everyday….. Sorry.” Don’t worry mom, it’s okay. ….
loneyl: Ass Like That-Eminem
Anonymous asked: how often do you smoke now?
gettinghighonthedownlow: whyamimakinga: Does anyone play RuneScape anymore, lol lets start a clan niqqa
Anonymous asked: why did you tag that as straightedge? lol fail.
iamthealphabet: cheers to monday morning
Today i got ambushed by fire ants. I’m also pms-ing like a mother fucker. I have to start studying for finals, but all i wanna do is smoke and eat menchies. :/
teacher: give me your cellphone
me: i have no cell phone
teacher: whats that in your pocket
me: my penis you pervert